SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKERS THERES NO JOKE OR CLEVER COMPLAINT AT THE END OF THIS POST BECAUSE FUCK EVERYTHING. I BET YOU THOUGHT YOU WOULD SEE SOME STUPID FACE OR PAINFUL MEMORY FROM SHERLOCK HUH?? NOPE JUST THIS STUPIDLY LONG POST. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ITS THE ULTIMATE FUCK YOU HAHAHAHAHAHA I HAVENT SLEPT IN 3 DAYS.
Best post ever.
mean girls came out on april 30th 2004. the 10 year anniversary is this year and april 30th is a wednesday and if the whole world does not wear pink i’m moving to saturn
The only brightside of having insomnia for me is seeing the sunrise and watch as everyone else starts to drive to work and the streets get busy idk its kind of interesting for me
You want to sink, so I’m gonna let you.
I was in a hospital today and I saw this cute guy with a cast on his leg and my first thought was
hey this one can’t run away
does your skin ever do that thing where it’s clear and perfect for a couple days and then all of a sudden it’s like haha just kidding you’re not allowed to have good skin and it breaks out again
marry a guy who has sisters because he’s seen the female in her natural state therefore won’t have any unrealistic expectations of you